A 6, but a 7 feels so good that I wear an 8 1/2.
Do you Smoke?
Cigarettes? Never. Pot? On a rare occasion.
Do you Drink?
Once in a while. I'm pretty low maintenance. A bottle of Grey Goose and I'm good to go.
Do you Take Drugs?
I don't consider weed a drug.
Age you get mistaken for:
Nope. I know no matter what I get done I'll come to regret it in 20 years.
Want any tattoos?
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Ceasing to exist. Not necessarily dying, just my soul evaporating into thin air. And crickets jumping in my face.
A fact about your personality:
I'm inconsistent in almost every way possible. Bonus: I'm a self-loathing misanthrope!
What I love most about myself:
My exquisite wit.
A description of the girl/boy I like:
There's no one in particular, but they usually tend to be either dead, over 50, or European.
What I hated the most about school:
What words upset me the most:
"You're such a cunt, Lisa."
What words make me feel the best about myself:
"I'm just kidding, Lisa, you're not a cunt."
Where I would like to live:
My childhood career choice:
Who I wish I could be:
Scarlett Johansson back when she was weird and had that cool mullet.